He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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