i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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