She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Sober January is a disaster.
birth control should be required to get into college
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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