Christians are straight up FREAKS
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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