can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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