Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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