That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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