How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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