brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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