last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Who died my cat blue again?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
