just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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