it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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