Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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