the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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