the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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