can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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