oh god the rape fog is back!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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