ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
