Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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