Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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