I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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