I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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