ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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