so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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