Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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