High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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