It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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