I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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