Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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