why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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