fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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