If i come over, it means nothing
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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