drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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