Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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