come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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