i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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