ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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