Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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