If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just had sex on a roof
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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