ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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