It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize