If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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