She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
