In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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