So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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