I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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