I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
