I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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