It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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