I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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