Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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