Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I could fuck to npr.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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