...so i touched it.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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