I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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