I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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