You made me cry and you don't even care
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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